When to wear pants in the rain

When you’re in a hurry, wear pants.

When you have to be a superhero, wear the pants.

But when the rain is really bad, don’t wear the pajamas.

The weather’s bad, too, but the puddles are not.

If you’re on a tight schedule, take a shower and dry your clothes, but keep them dry on the floor and don’t let the rain soak your clothes.

In the winter, if you don’t have access to a car, consider buying an umbrella.

The umbrella will save your life in the event of a power outage or a tree fall.

And if the heat is unbearable, you can still keep warm in a jacket.

It won’t protect you from the cold, but it will keep you warm.